Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

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刘宇龙
刘宇龙

鸽子覚得,卷髮王族應該加入反三合会,反共济会,反帝霸主意,反馬克主意,反白色恐怖主意,反蓝色恐怖主意,,,。 然後追查修女依莎貝主兇众,,,??。其實古前卷髮是惡人,而且很多謊言迷惑万物以及动物,动物看見卷髮説法,大多抱头逃亡,然後囗张開抽脛抖动後死亡,口吐白泡沫,,,??。 而且说—些修者众壞壞,但,,,教皇教宗众还是懐念旧众,卷髮和同胞男女,,,电椅,??,但,,,鸽子有先说过,不貞不孝无修者众心,,,??。 跟你们说个很厳肅的敲敲話喔,,,。 最先有銀行通火車,才一元喔??,比肯得雞还便宜的首創喔,而且大多都在喷水,比不上小費,街上也少有大鈔,而且善良好女性不多了,,,??。 对了,請问,是鋼铁人不爱他爹了,欲換東土说客商官众,不孝哪,不貞不孝丫,天哪,大不孝丫,就形成跨父说客分身而棄掉夸克父??,还是泡咩忘父母,公司也失去??,總規一論,東土知技術要奌重奌简易化,大衆做得出做的到,还是像最後購物多代後,再簽科技建设电廠,室内太阳能転換,再四处打电话洽谈,,,看多了,省省吧,跨父言論追夸克父,会不会夸克父被说客群挤退後,说客官众洽商机,,,??。 为什麽夸克父有事,東土还搞乱鸽子思緒,乱謅—堆??,是要取代成说客官众否,,,??。 天哪,鋼铁群不孝哪,不卫不孝哪,不要他爹了,,,??。 鸽子心停平板了,天哪,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,鸽子还想帮助隨时可吸波充心电能丫??,不孝丫?,下次夸克父構图心电能通下盘鳥鳥好了,直接电流失,,,天哪,大涅不孝丫??。 唉,所以最先助最没價值,當然一切先論也是述说後,—文不值,但,,,对聖修众可是最殘酷的貞實言,对—切金權没差,,,??。 哈哈,才一元,还好孫哥哥一佰,袁鄧毛可是有上兆元一張,夾在中間数字福蘭伪鈔多,,,才—元,对了,喷水池可以拿取嗎?,鸽子買金庫会快些,然後再存,存後再買金庫保险,然後再存,然後買地把金庫藏在地下,然後再存,然後買电子保险鎖,然後交致友保標幫開鎖数幣,点数後鎖上,,,?,因为,爪和翅啄嘴尖,不会開鎖,,,??,为什麼挾来邪地邪教处,,,??,对了,是不是基督长佬考驗鸽膽??,以前有義舉男女丫,都死了奶,,,?,为什麼挾来這儿丫?,逼論又作不出,还是用買賣的田僑仔習慣,,,丫??。 鸽子都説好話唷,但,好人不多,壞人多???,怎麽辨???,不如,,,壞人多,,,,,,,。 咦,叔叔,,,你,的,头,髮,,,怎,麼,有,,,,,白,头,髮??,会不会是,被咩群气急了??,選哪个咩好,,,??。史帝芬錫哥哥,在矛盾国一部电影内,多重人格案,从尸血少移尸,到海滩烤剩腿,一直到毒品,海軍盗,种族歧視还是很重吧,太阳室内聖诞科技组,,,就说拜科技太阳科学人众就好了,何必多种族又累人,,,?,探親飞到惡夢矛盾国,立馬惨亡又移尸加責枉,,,?至今久矣,还要麥克傑克演唱出旧史,,,??,,,。 美深署己脈缺体,怎麽察查,,,??,算了唄,修气洗髓重要,,,。 唉,天哪,天造涅,,,丫,??,不知是哪天???。

3 ditë më parë
Ian Brannan
Ian Brannan

I hear the Hotel is the Wurst

7 ditë më parë
Baby Boto
Baby Boto

It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.

15 ditë më parë
Alex Ninjas
Alex Ninjas

How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend

17 ditë më parë
Miguel Perez
Miguel Perez

Steven can do a really good posh accent

18 ditë më parë
Peter Russo
Peter Russo

First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.

22 ditë më parë
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3

Very impressive accents btw!

26 ditë më parë
Duribethin
Duribethin

Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?

26 ditë më parë
Robert Ric
Robert Ric

I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!

27 ditë më parë
Sarah Kerrigan
Sarah Kerrigan

was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.

Muaj më parë
TheRealHiboman
TheRealHiboman

There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!

Muaj më parë
NoName James
NoName James

...knockwurst?

Muaj më parë
Solariis TrippleEight
Solariis TrippleEight

he should be wearing a purple suit

Muaj më parë
Amelia Garcia
Amelia Garcia

Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃

Muaj më parë
Eun Zhang
Eun Zhang

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEANWHILEs

Muaj më parë
Deborah Hoffman
Deborah Hoffman

The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.

Muaj më parë
hobbicles28
hobbicles28

Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel? No, it’s a literal sausage party. Lol Haha Heehee Uh huh.

Muaj më parë
Alexis Williams
Alexis Williams

I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Muaj më parë
robin2012ism
robin2012ism

Yay for the art history joke.

Muaj më parë
Pat VelVet
Pat VelVet

Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊

Muaj më parë
Adeena Adam
Adeena Adam

Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!

Muaj më parë
Jebooty
Jebooty

Jesus christ the queen is still alive

Muaj më parë
bisquitnspanky
bisquitnspanky

Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃

Muaj më parë
Irodoku Puzzle
Irodoku Puzzle

1333333 views!

Muaj më parë
XX 24
XX 24

R.i.p

Muaj më parë
Remy Jones
Remy Jones

After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

2 muaj më parë
William Maurice
William Maurice

How is Delta still in business?

2 muaj më parë
James Hubbell
James Hubbell

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

2 muaj më parë
Pegasus
Pegasus

Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

2 muaj më parë
Ivone de Figueiredo
Ivone de Figueiredo

Pointillism! Good one.

2 muaj më parë
James Smithe
James Smithe

So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

2 muaj më parë
hawkeye5955
hawkeye5955

From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

2 muaj më parë
Mark Dowse
Mark Dowse

First World problems............

2 muaj më parë
Cheers Queers
Cheers Queers

Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

2 muaj më parë
COLOURED LIONESS
COLOURED LIONESS

Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

2 muaj më parë
Em
Em

She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

2 muaj më parë
Caf3in3
Caf3in3

she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

2 muaj më parë
superhavi
superhavi

4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

2 muaj më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

2 muaj më parë
Dana Bennett
Dana Bennett

That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

2 muaj më parë
misium
misium

Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

2 muaj më parë
Lela Kovarik
Lela Kovarik

I know how to restore paintings.

2 muaj më parë
Monique Ruriha
Monique Ruriha

Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

2 muaj më parë
Adrian Goldsmith
Adrian Goldsmith

Uou cxxx

2 muaj më parë
Ph@tMantv
Ph@tMantv

I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

2 muaj më parë
Vi W
Vi W

As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

2 muaj më parë
Jemppu
Jemppu

I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

2 muaj më parë
HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR

👂 👈 🤔

2 muaj më parë
Reverend Howl
Reverend Howl

England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

2 muaj më parë
Sunny
Sunny

As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

2 muaj më parë
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots

Lol

2 muaj më parë
Burnell Browne
Burnell Browne

at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

2 muaj më parë
Julian Porter
Julian Porter

It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

2 muaj më parë
jcllings
jcllings

I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

2 muaj më parë
George Chiqovani
George Chiqovani

OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

2 muaj më parë
pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok

your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

2 muaj më parë
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd

My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

2 muaj më parë
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd

+Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

2 muaj më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

"entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?

2 muaj më parë
Rae Lynn
Rae Lynn

My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

2 muaj më parë
January Baby
January Baby

So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

2 muaj më parë
Jean Roch
Jean Roch

That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

2 muaj më parë
Pyro gaming
Pyro gaming

Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

2 muaj më parë
Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir

In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

2 muaj më parë
rpbsjy
rpbsjy

News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

2 muaj më parë
EbbWeaver
EbbWeaver

Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

2 muaj më parë
Chase
Chase

I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

2 muaj më parë
Liana Lanteigne
Liana Lanteigne

I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

2 muaj më parë
Michele
Michele

Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

2 muaj më parë
calkinsb0713
calkinsb0713

Regicide!

2 muaj më parë
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel

@ 4:30 https://twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD

2 muaj më parë
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel

There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

2 muaj më parë
Lord of the Roars
Lord of the Roars

the queen is evil

2 muaj më parë
I Created An Account For This
I Created An Account For This

It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

2 muaj më parë
Noopur Raval
Noopur Raval

Sausage guy is Dwight

2 muaj më parë
Veloflex
Veloflex

Oh glorious Germany, done it again

2 muaj më parë
pop5678eye
pop5678eye

My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

2 muaj më parë
John Larkin
John Larkin

Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

2 muaj më parë
captlaserrage
captlaserrage

I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

2 muaj më parë
Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance

Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

2 muaj më parë
North Pittman
North Pittman

Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

2 muaj më parë
adrienne gellman
adrienne gellman

Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

2 muaj më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

2 muaj më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

2 muaj më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

2 muaj më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

2 muaj më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

2 muaj më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

2 muaj më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....

2 muaj më parë
TheMrVengeance
TheMrVengeance

I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?

2 muaj më parë
LIFE WITH MEVA
LIFE WITH MEVA

this was hilarious 😂😂😂

2 muaj më parë
Claire Bear
Claire Bear

WE STAN STEPHEN

2 muaj më parë
Deborah Roby
Deborah Roby

Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

2 muaj më parë
Rocky Lion
Rocky Lion

What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

2 muaj më parë
J.T. B
J.T. B

Deep state tool

2 muaj më parë
Chris M
Chris M

The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

2 muaj më parë
Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

2 muaj më parë
Son of a Gun
Son of a Gun

we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting

2 muaj më parë
Doorhenge
Doorhenge

Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

2 muaj më parë
Kinga Kristóf
Kinga Kristóf

Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

2 muaj më parë
astaraelsget
astaraelsget

That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

2 muaj më parë
Jaxon K
Jaxon K

the wurst business plan

2 muaj më parë
Meredith Sexton
Meredith Sexton

XD XD XD XD XD XD

2 muaj më parë
The Prime Suspect
The Prime Suspect

Orange man bad

2 muaj më parë
BenderRodriguez10
BenderRodriguez10

That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

2 muaj më parë
yidingcao
yidingcao

Stephen’s British accent though. lol

2 muaj më parë
Piotr Swat
Piotr Swat

Hey! You better believe it!

2 muaj më parë

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