Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

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Irodoku Puzzle
Irodoku Puzzle

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22 orë më parë
XX 23
XX 23

R.i.p

Ditë më parë
Peaceful Peaceful
Peaceful Peaceful

see... there are organs on the walls. dont trust butchers. serial killers start with animals

2 ditë më parë
Remy Jones
Remy Jones

After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

3 ditë më parë
William Maurice
William Maurice

How is Delta still in business?

6 ditë më parë
James Hubbell
James Hubbell

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

7 ditë më parë
Pegasus
Pegasus

Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

7 ditë më parë
Ivone de Figueiredo
Ivone de Figueiredo

Pointillism! Good one.

8 ditë më parë
James Smithe
James Smithe

So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

8 ditë më parë
hawkeye5955
hawkeye5955

From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

8 ditë më parë
Mark Dowse
Mark Dowse

First World problems............

8 ditë më parë
Cheers Queers
Cheers Queers

Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

8 ditë më parë
COLOURED LIONESS
COLOURED LIONESS

Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

8 ditë më parë
Em Boy
Em Boy

She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

9 ditë më parë
junglechick13
junglechick13

I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!

9 ditë më parë
Caf3in3
Caf3in3

she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

9 ditë më parë
superhavi
superhavi

4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

9 ditë më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

9 ditë më parë
Dana Bennett
Dana Bennett

That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

9 ditë më parë
misium
misium

Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

9 ditë më parë
Lela Kovarik
Lela Kovarik

I know how to restore paintings.

10 ditë më parë
Monique Ruriha
Monique Ruriha

Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

10 ditë më parë
Adrian Goldsmith
Adrian Goldsmith

Uou cxxx

10 ditë më parë
Ph@tMantv
Ph@tMantv

I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

10 ditë më parë
Vi W
Vi W

As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

10 ditë më parë
Jemppu
Jemppu

I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

10 ditë më parë
HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR

👂 👈 🤔

10 ditë më parë
Reverend Howl
Reverend Howl

England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

10 ditë më parë
Sunny
Sunny

As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

10 ditë më parë
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots

Lol

10 ditë më parë
Burnell Browne
Burnell Browne

at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

10 ditë më parë
Julian Porter
Julian Porter

It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

10 ditë më parë
jcllings
jcllings

I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

10 ditë më parë
George Chiqovani
George Chiqovani

OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

10 ditë më parë
pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok

your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

10 ditë më parë
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd

My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

10 ditë më parë
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd

+Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

9 ditë më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

"entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?

9 ditë më parë
Rae Lynn
Rae Lynn

My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

10 ditë më parë
January Baby
January Baby

So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

10 ditë më parë
Jean Roch
Jean Roch

That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

10 ditë më parë
Pyro gaming
Pyro gaming

Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

10 ditë më parë
Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir

In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

10 ditë më parë
rpbsjy
rpbsjy

News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

10 ditë më parë
EbbWeaver
EbbWeaver

Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

10 ditë më parë
Chase
Chase

I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

10 ditë më parë
Liana Lanteigne
Liana Lanteigne

I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

10 ditë më parë
Michele
Michele

Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

10 ditë më parë
calkinsb0713
calkinsb0713

Regicide!

10 ditë më parë
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel

@ 4:30 https://twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD

11 ditë më parë
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel

There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

11 ditë më parë
George Catlin
George Catlin

the queen is evil

11 ditë më parë
I Created An Account For This
I Created An Account For This

It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

11 ditë më parë
Noopur Raval
Noopur Raval

Sausage guy is Dwight

11 ditë më parë
Veloflex
Veloflex

Oh glorious Germany, done it again

11 ditë më parë
pop5678eye
pop5678eye

My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

11 ditë më parë
John Larkin
John Larkin

Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

11 ditë më parë
captlaserrage
captlaserrage

I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

11 ditë më parë
Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance

Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

11 ditë më parë
North Pittman
North Pittman

Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

11 ditë më parë
adrienne gellman
adrienne gellman

Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

11 ditë më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

11 ditë më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

11 ditë më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

9 ditë më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

9 ditë më parë
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ

Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

9 ditë më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

9 ditë më parë
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

+ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....

9 ditë më parë
TheMrVengeance
TheMrVengeance

I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?

11 ditë më parë
LIFE WITH MEVA
LIFE WITH MEVA

this was hilarious 😂😂😂

11 ditë më parë
Claire Bear
Claire Bear

WE STAN STEPHEN

11 ditë më parë
Deborah Roby
Deborah Roby

Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

11 ditë më parë
Rocky Lion
Rocky Lion

What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

11 ditë më parë
J.T. B
J.T. B

Deep state tool

11 ditë më parë
Chris M
Chris M

The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

11 ditë më parë
Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

11 ditë më parë
Son of a Gun
Son of a Gun

we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting

11 ditë më parë
Doorhenge
Doorhenge

Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

11 ditë më parë
Kinga Kristóf
Kinga Kristóf

Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

11 ditë më parë
astaraelsget
astaraelsget

That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

11 ditë më parë
Jaxon K
Jaxon K

the wurst business plan

11 ditë më parë
Meredith Sexton
Meredith Sexton

XD XD XD XD XD XD

11 ditë më parë
The Prime Suspect
The Prime Suspect

Orange man bad

11 ditë më parë
BenderRodriguez10
BenderRodriguez10

That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

11 ditë më parë
yidingcao
yidingcao

Stephen’s British accent though. lol

11 ditë më parë
Piotr Swat
Piotr Swat

Hey! You better believe it!

11 ditë më parë
Tanujaa Ravikumar
Tanujaa Ravikumar

His impression of us 😂

11 ditë më parë
Tanujaa Ravikumar
Tanujaa Ravikumar

Watching this as a Brit... 😂

11 ditë më parë
Dara. Oloye
Dara. Oloye

*pulls out meat scepter *

11 ditë më parë
306 Motovlogs
306 Motovlogs

Came for the queen. Long live her majesty

11 ditë më parë
Maximilien Robespierre
Maximilien Robespierre

Best fake English accent done by an American ever.

11 ditë më parë
Dorth Surreal
Dorth Surreal

The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!

11 ditë më parë
An Marllo
An Marllo

Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒

11 ditë më parë
nula1998
nula1998

I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....

11 ditë më parë
Troy Shen
Troy Shen

How late could It Be

11 ditë më parë
Sandra C
Sandra C

So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!

11 ditë më parë
Jared Maples
Jared Maples

The slag heap

11 ditë më parë
Kevin Mcneil
Kevin Mcneil

I wish someone would just slap this clown .....

11 ditë më parë
Michael Arthur
Michael Arthur

Queen is evil af

11 ditë më parë
murdy1975
murdy1975

REALLY, THIS DUMBASS~ IS TRENDING , NOT EVEN A MILLION VIEWS.. GOTTA LOVE THE CENSORSHIT, WHAT A JOKE!

11 ditë më parë
darksideofthemoon
darksideofthemoon

Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.

11 ditë më parë
Mr BeardedGamer
Mr BeardedGamer

Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!

11 ditë më parë
John Baker
John Baker

I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.

11 ditë më parë
KieranDyck
KieranDyck

I think ylu used to be funny but it's gard to tell because you're so unfunny

11 ditë më parë
Kurt Ironmonger
Kurt Ironmonger

Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...

11 ditë më parë
Kurt Ironmonger
Kurt Ironmonger

The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.

11 ditë më parë
Richard Pasquin
Richard Pasquin

When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK! “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.

11 ditë më parë
Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo
Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo

El chapo’s thanos planning

11 ditë më parë

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